Whomever the plastic surgeon is that worked on Elsa Patten’s 76 year old face should be fired. And I am pretty sure her daughter Marysol from the Real Housewives of Miami is headed right down the same cut, inject, and tucked botched face job road that her mother was driving drunk on! No seriously they both have DUI’s from driving drunk in 2010.
No one is trying to tap 70 year old poon. So why can’t you just age gracefully like the rest of the grannies your age? Tits to your knees, a bottle of prune juice, and a 5 o’clock shadow of wiskers on your chin. Hells go crazy and put on your Pro Wings and speed walk in the mall. Okay I am sure she is a lovely women and thankfully might be losing her vision but a plastic surgery addiction is no joke. She should be on the next Celebrity Rehab.
The Dirty Doxy 
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