Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

History According to Sarah Palin

6 Jun

This dummy wants to be the President. Somebody smack my face with one of these Revere Bells, wouldya?

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Sarah Palin Hates Kathy Griffin

7 Mar

Like KG even gives a damn. In fact I think we can all agree that this is exactly what Kathy wants. I mean, if Sarah Palin specifically singled me out and said to my face “I Hate You” it would be fist bumps all around.

 

While doing an interview on Fox News (SHOCKER! Palin on Fox News!) that Kathy Griffin is “a 50-year-old adult bully.” And Sarah is super sick of Kathy picking on the Palin family! Cue Chrissy Crocker under his bed sheet and get going on the “Leave Sarah Palin Alone” video. Sarah was also calling on Kathy saying “Kathy, pick on me, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”

Kathy tends to make jokes about Sarah, cause it’s easy, and has made funnies about Bristol in the past. At a recent show Kathy announced “I’ve already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it’s Willow’s year to go down.”  Kathy said the reason she’s after Willow is for her very public Facebook rant. “She’s called people a fa—t on Facebook a couple of times,” she said. “You don’t throw around the f-word without hearing from me about it.”

Here’s the thing. They are in fact kids but their mother put them in the spotlight and on TV so sorry Sarah, you are asking for it. If you don’t want people to talk about your kids or make jokes about your Grizzly hugging life in Alaska, don’t put it out there.

Sarah Palin’s Secret Facebook Profile

22 Feb

Oh, she's on The 'Book alright...

BUSTED! The Huffington Post reports that stealth internet wizards have uncovered a super secret Facebook page that seems to belong the The Maverik herself, Sarah Pailin. Basically they found out through a friend of a friend of a friend. Wonkette uncovered a “hidden” Facebook profile based off of a private Gmail address Sarah Palin uses. The email was referenced in the leaked memoir of one of Palin’s former aides.

Sarah is super smart about the interwebs. She set up the page under the name “Lou Sarah” because she is a clever fox. Louise is her middle name. I hope when she was younger people called her “weezer.” Lou Weezer has no profile pic, doesn’t post on her wall and likes lame ass network TV shows. Basically she is the guy on Match.com who has his alternate FB profile he lets potential daters see so they don’t find out he’s a total freak show until he shows up at their door in his plushie costume and a jar of peanut butter.

Below are some screen shots of Lou’s FB wall from Huffington Post. Lou spends most of her time “liking” posts by Sarah’s official page and reply to Sarah’s witty comments and remarks with insightful messages like “amen”. You can check it out for yourself here. Shit, friend her! You’d be doing her a favor. She only has 13 friends…….loser!

Sarah Pailin’s Alaska Can Suck It

16 Nov

TLC’s Sarah Palin’s Alaska premiere attracted 4.96 million viewers last night, according to the network. The debut was the highest-rated series launch in the network’s history, beating What Not To Wear‘s series premiere in 2003. Why America? Why? If the Palin “reality campaign” continues Obama might just have to be the next “Bachelor” to keep up with all of the media publicity. Better yet, let’s get him on a tour bus with Bret Michaels!

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