Carolina-Style Barbecue Chicken

16 May

Bust out your grill and a new set of undies because this BBQ chicken is YUM! The sauce is killer and super easy to make. What’s also great is that you most likely already have the ingredients in your cupboard! I would suggest however making a little bit more sauce…… that shits good!

Ingredients

  • 1/2 cup yellow mustard
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1/4 cup packed light brown sugar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons mustard powder
  • 2 teaspoons hot sauce
  • 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
  • Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
  • 8 skin-on, bone-in chicken thighs (2 to 2 1/4 pounds)
  • Vegetable oil, for brushing
  • 1 large tomato, sliced
  • Prepared macaroni salad, for serving (optional)

Directions

Preheat a grill to medium. Whisk the yellow mustard, vinegar, brown sugar, mustard powder, hot sauce, Worcestershire sauce, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and pepper to taste in a bowl. Whisk in the butter.

Season the chicken with salt and pepper, then toss with about one-third of the mustard sauce in a large bowl until coated. Let sit at room temperature, 10 minutes.

Brush the grill grates generously with vegetable oil. Put about 1/4 cup of the remaining mustard sauce in a small bowl for basting and reserve the rest for topping. Grill the chicken, covered, basting occasionally with the sauce, until well marked and a thermometer inserted into the thickest part registers 170 degrees F, 10 to 12 minutes per side.

Serve the chicken with the reserved mustard sauce.

Per serving: Calories 425; Fat 25 g (Saturated 9 g); Cholesterol 127 mg; Sodium 866 mg; Carbohydrate 16 g; Fiber 0 g; Protein 31 g

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Guy Fieri’s Grilled Romaine with Blue Cheese Bacon Vinaigrette

15 May

FOOD ORGASM!  My monthly porn subscription aka  Food Network magazine (June) came in the mail!

Try this mouth-watering dish,  it’s definitely not a boring ordinary salad. This dish has an amazing depth of flavor and was SO easy to make. The only that was upsetting is when it was all gone!

Serves 6

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 pound bacon, chopped
  • 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 red onion, finely chopped
  • 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
  • 3 romaine hearts, halved lengthwise
  • 2 ounces blue cheese, crumbled
  • Cracked black pepper, for garnish

Directions:

  1. Preheat a grill to high. In a medium skillet, cook the bacon, stirring frequently, over medium heat until crisp, about 5 minutes. Lower the heat to low, add 2 tablespoons olive oil and the onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Stir in the vinegar.
  2. Brush the cut sides of the lettuce halves with the remaining 2 tablespoons olive oil and grill cut side down until seared, about 1 minute. Serve the lettuce cut side up. Top with the bacon dressing, blue cheese and pepper.

The Royal Wedding = Cinderella

12 May

We all know how I feel about The Royal Wedding. Which is why this photo made me SO happy! I don’t care that it is fake. I am pretty sure whomever photoshopped this is a 50 year old – single female – virgin – with 7 cats – hoping one day her prince will come.

To have that much time on your hands leads me to believe that crying with a box of tissues watching Cinderella and the TIVO recording of The Royal Wedding might be an everyday occurrence? Oh who am I kidding I spent 30 minutes posting fake tits and sexy abs inside a iphone —–> See Here!  However I still think Princess tweedle dee and Princess tweedle dum make great evil step sisters!  Awww…… if only their horrid hats could vanish at midnight.

The Real Cinderella

The Real Evil Step Sisters ~ Cinderella

iAugmentation: The App Your Boyfriend Has Always Wanted

12 May

The iAugment is a FREE iphone app that allows you to get a virtual boob job in seconds.  You upload a picture of your breastacles, highlight each titty, adjust the “circles” to your body, and then pick your implant size, ranging 210 cc to 690 cc.

Just be aware that your husband or boyfriend HAS downloaded this already, chosen 550 cc., jerked off, and saved the picture as your contact in his phone. It’s too damn bad that they haven’t created an app for us woman, which most men would think it would be called the icock,  idong,  or ispywithmylittleeye,  Oh heavens no!  I have narrowed it down to my 3 top choices:

ihavemoney


ihaveasixpack

iclean



Doxy Product Review: Biore Pore Unclogging Scrub

11 May

I have used many different products on my skin (that is one perk of working in the beauty industry) but one day for shits and giggles I bought Biore Pore Unclogging Scrub for about $6, mostly because I was intrigued by the fact that is said on the bottle that it’s “clinically proven to instantly work 68% better than Proactiv”.

Biore: Our gentle but super effective scrub uses perfectly spherical beads — not jagged edges, like some competitors’ scrub ingredients — to detoxify skin. The scrub penetrates deep down where breakouts start to help prevent future ones. Show the door to pore cloggers and get ready for beautiful, clear, smooth skin.

I am in LOVE with this product! Not only is it saving me a ton of money but it has cleared up my skin! I usually get a little bit of acne on my cheeks and clogged pores on my nose but with in 2 weeks it cleared it right up. I use it once a day and make sure to apply a moisturizer afterwards and it has been a great skin care regime. The final proof was when I actually ran out of the Biore scrub and went without it for 1 1/2 weeks. My skin went to hell in a hand basket. It was horrible! Needless to say I have a supply now so that never happens again.

Lindsay Lohan’s Might Be Teaching Acting Classes at a Homeless Shelter?

11 May

TMZ  is reporting that Lindsey Lohan is serving her community service by teaching acting classes at a woman’s homeless shelter. The workshop is called D.I.V.A.S — which stands for Dames Investing in Very Authentic Storytelling — and it consists of approximately 15 women who meet two hours a week … to learn how to express themselves through writing, performing, and the spoken word.

Because that is what every homeless woman needs is to learn D list acting skills so that one day their dream will come true of being in a movie like The Parent Trap or Herbie.  What she really should be teaching them is how to serve no jail time and still piss all over the judicial system and shoplift.  This may work out to be a win-win for Lindsay because if my calculations are correct Lindsay should actually be homeless by the year 2016, so let’s hope she makes friends.

Ladies, Let’s Be Honest

10 May

Sometimes Vegas hotel rooms get hot.

Wait, you didn’t catch it? Top left corner, greenies. You see what we’re saying……..

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